
And now it’s time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum
Tonight’s Review: My Little Pony, Magic Duel.
OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
The Great and Powerful Spoilers!
There’s this pony, named Trixie!
And she’s what a Smurf would look like if it was a nudist unicorn!
So AAAAAAALLLL THE WAY BACK IN SEASON ONE,
She came to Ponyville and showed off her amazing skills!
But then Twilight Sparkle exposed her as a fraud!
And so she was made fun of by everypony!
So now she’s come back for revenge!
So she comes back and challenges Twilight Sparkle to a magic duel!
Which is basically a game of H-O-R-S-E!
rimshot
And the loser leaves Ponyville forever!
But it turns out Trixie got really powerful since last time!
She can even do age spells, which Twilight says is almost impossible!
So since Twilight can’t do an age spell, she is cast out of Ponyville, and then Trixie puts a giant fish bowl over it!
So she enslaves Ponyville!
Wow, that got dark quickly.
And makes Snips and Snails pull her chariot without wheels!
She says she doesn’t trust wheels!
I don’t trust wheels, either!
I tried to live in one, once, but it rolled away, taking all my change with it!
Evil bastards!
So it turns out that Trixie is really powerful and evil because she has an amulet that makes her powerful and more evil each time she uses it!
And only Trixie can take it off!
So Twilight’s friends send Fluttershy out of the fish bowl!
And they do it by pulling the same trick from Hairspray!
So Fluttershy finds Twilight Sparkle at Zecora’s place!
And Zecora turned into a rhyming Yoda!
“Do, or do not.
The rest, I forgot."
So Twilight sends Fluttershy back with a big plan for upstaging Trixie!
So Twilight goes up to Trixie a few days later and says,
“I’ve got a better amulet than you do! Na na na-na na!”
So Trixie accepts a second Magic Duel challenge!
And it turns out Twilight can not only do aging spells, but also do cheesecake change spells!
She turns Applejack into a guy!
I swear to God I didn’t just get high while reading On Cross and Arrow!
And then she duplicates Rainbow Dash!
And Trixie’s like:
“That’s impossible!”
And Twilight’s like:
“Search your feelings, Trixie, you know it to be true!”
So Trixie steals Twilight’s amulet and replaces it with the amulet she had!
And when Rainbow Dash steals it to put it away forever, Trixie tries to stop her!
But it turns out Trixie’s magic reverted back to just showy spells!
And Twilight is like:
“It’s just a doorstop.”
And Trixie is like:
“That’s impossible!”
And Twilight is like:
“It is. I just painted some other ponies to make it look like they were older, younger, male, or duplicates.”
And half the fanboys were like:
Aw man!
I wanted Rule 63 to be canon!
And so Trixie asks for forgiveness!
And Twilight is like:
“You enslaved Ponyville!”
And Trixie is like:
“But that was because of the amulet!”
And Twilight is like:
“Oh, ok.”
The end!
This is Chester A. Bum saying,
CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? AH COME ON, HELP A GUY OUT, WILL YA? COME ON, CHANGE!
Fonte http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/38245573.html